I’m now fluent in more than seven million forms of communication!


I was in dire need of an upgrade, Thankfully I found the Northwoods Computer Guy. I was originally programmed for etiquette and protocol, built by the heroic Jedi Anakin Skywalker, and a constant companion to astromech R2-D2. Over the years, I found myself meeting more and more interesting creatures and was in need of addition databanks for fluency in more than five million forms of communication. The Northwoods Computer Guy hooked me up and now I speak over seven million languages! “Koona t’chuta Solo?” -Quechua